Special thanx to EnForcer, for not kicking my ass for using his log and not giving credit at first. Check his Gwar Forum, the Official Gwar Website, or mail him at EnForcer@videotron.ca...Thanx again EnForcer.
Session Start: Sun Feb 15 01:57:14 1998 *** BalSac (gwar@pm1-59.richmond.infi.net) has joined #gwar <BalSac> Hi Kiddies <JFelix> hey mike <BileFroth> hiiiiii there <Flatulous_Uranus> hey <JFelix> you need to remember port 5555 <BalSac> oh yeah, I forgot the port # <Killer> 5555 <JFelix> ive been here telling everyone to go to esper.net with the port. of course they've all been ignorant fools <BalSac> good thing I fucked up or this place would be packed <JFelix> anyways, i was wondering, i heard that the road behind single in europe has an extra track. is that sfw any different from the S.F.W. movie version? <BalSac> I didn't know there was a European version of SFW <JFelix> balsac: my friend went to vienna during christmas and apparently the road behind ep has SFW on it <BalSac> realyy, I haven' t heard about a differen t Euro version <Yeast-> BalSac.. are you sufficiently plastered? <BalSac> uh huh <BalSac> I even left before last call <Kepone> DAMMIT WHY CANT CANADA HAVE RONEVOUZ W/RAGNAROK? <BalSac> WE don't have a distributor in Canada fo r Rendevous <Yeast-> Balsac: Can Casey type? (orr) <BalSac> Yeast, no he can't <JFelix> somone moderate the channel <BalSac> how do you moderate? <JFelix> you'd have to type /mode #gwar +m <JFelix> then to let some people talk you must either op them or type in <SweinHund> Any new movies comin out <BalSac> So, the new video is gonna be called "Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguins" <BileFroth> thats a hell of a idea <BalSac> I'm lost <Sleazy> haha <JFelix> i don't blame you. <Bill_Cosby> Balsac...some moron told me Gwar was communist...I defended you as unscrupolous capitalists...was I correct? <Sleazy> Gwar at Warped tour haha i woudl love to see you guys ride skateboards hehe <BalSac> I'm lost <BalSac> we are capatalistic communists <Woo-Hoo> Has GWAR thought about doing a South Park epsiode. <BalSac> has South Park thought about doing a GWAR episode? <Yeast-> I dont think Les Claypool likes GWAR.... <BalSac> Les came to the Slave Pit <BuzzBomb> Idiot. <Sargonnas> hahaha <Woo-Hoo> Yhea <JFelix> if they're willing to do an episode with the cure i think theyd do one with gwar. <BalSac> you'd think so wouldn't you <BalSac> everyone write to Comedy Central and demand a gwar South Park ep <Flatch> BalSac, which is you favorite Spice slut? <BalSac> who here actually had a date for Valentines Day? Who had the worst date? <BalSac> give me gory details <Yeast-> I just jacked off... <XPTO> ...just as well as fuckin' an ol'lady with a piece of frozen shit... <Yeast-> that's gory <blue69> I did my hand <GWARGal> Went and played laser tag <Nerf> Balsac, can you play Mitalica's "Anistatia Pulling Teeth"? <BuzzBomb> Pack of fucking fools. <JFelix> my valentine involved a bottle of tequila and a kick to the gonads. <Emerica> I had a bad date. <punkrockguy> obviously mine was the best. <ConspiraC> i fucked a plush GWAR doll <Yeast-> I skul fucked Monica Lewinski ;) <JoeyJoJoJ> I had two live eels chased up my ass by a hamster...It kinda hurt when they burrowed their way out my mouth and into my girlfriends twat. I was kinda jealous of the little bugger. <JFelix> my whole day involved watching devo and scallop boat live. <EnForc> BalSac: are you guys planning on releasing a GWAR or X-Cops album this year? <BalSac> We will be recording a GWAR cd <BalSac> X-COPS are on break <Yeast-> BalSac: make the next CD kickass.. like Scumdogs.. or AMBD <BalSac> our drummer lives in Texas which makes it hard to write <Dime333> Ive nevre heard any of the X-Cops' stuff. Id like too. Are they a lot like GWAR? <JFelix> hey BalSac: is the newest jaw fiberglass? <BalSac> yes, the jaw is fiberglass <Yeast-> BalSac: does Flattus really fart that much??? <BalSac> yes, he does <LadyDeath> you should tour with, uhm, aqua... <ConspiraC> BALSAC? whats your favorite city to play in couse I know columbus Ohio really ....really must suck <BalSac> Columbus rocks <punkrockguy> BalSac - will you come to my house for dinner? my mom wants to meet you. <BalSac> what does your mom look like Punk guy? <Yeast-> BalSac: If I give you $10000, can I have a private playing of Salaminizer? <BalSac> Yeast, do you have $1000? <Fatty_Arbuckle> Derks you ended up on thw wrong server man, you retard <BalSac> Esper was full <Fatty_Arbuckle> no its not <Fatty_Arbuckle> Some dick was posing as you though...quite funny <Yeast-> BalSac: fuck... I'd sell my kidneys... for that $10000 <Yeast-> Everyone knows my kidneys are worthless anyway... <Jeskola> BalSac: Can I still get that Tape collection!??? <BalSac> yes, you can still get the tapes <Jesus_Christ> i would love to see Type o and gwar together, that would be the ultimate <BalSac> We played with Type O in Salt Lake about 5 years ago <jaster3> GWAR is banned in canada???? what blasphemy! >:( <JoeyJoJoJ> When was Gwar banned from Canada? <Krapp> JIZMAK is banned for DUI <Cor_Man> Hey Derks, ya aren't answering any of my questions??? <BalSac> we still can't get into Cannnaaddaaannnaada <BalSac> what questions? <Yeast-> BalSac: what did you think about Button South in S. Florida?? <BalSac> 1st ave rocks <golgotha> GWAR shows in PHILADELPHIA PA FUCKIN RULE!!!!!! Keep up the kick ass job <Dime333> Balsac, I think that on the past album especially, Oderous has been slacking on his vocals. I think that he should sing like on AMBD and Scumdogs. <BalSac> Dime33, screw you Hippie <Jeskola> I dont agree with you Dime333 <Dime333> Sorry Balsac <Jeskola> Carnival of Chaos was one of the if not THE best GWAR Album yet! <Dime333> I think that AMBD was the best of your albums <Yeast-> BALSAC: WHICH GWAR ALBUM IS YOUR FAVORITE?? <BalSac> Carnival <Dime333> AMERICA MUST BE DESTROYED <Jeskola> Carnival rules! <Dime333> WAS MY FAV <JFelix> carnival?! never would have thought <WERSC> hey Balsac docare what kind of beer you're drinking? <BalSac> I need to go piss ariver of Bushmills. BRB <punkrockguy> balsac is pissing right now. <Yeast-> BALSAC IS PEEING! <masterFUCKO> 8=======D----- <Zezon> I'd like to piss too, but my penises are frozen... <Cor_Man> Balsac is Pissing right now <Krapp> he's taking a dump....er...leaving a dump... <Zezon> who's holding Balsac dicks when he's pissing? <BalSac> OKk * GWARGal is holding BalSacs dick <BalSac> thank u GWAR ga;l <Cor_Man> Hey Derks, how was the Man Cow Festival?? <BalSac> the Man cow fest sucked <Woo-Hoo> I heard you only got 20 mins <BalSac> yep <jaster3> but i must say, balsac, your show in chicago last may (?) kicked some serious ass <BalSac> the whole floor section cleared out while we were playing so they wouldn't get wet <Jeskola> hey BalSac what do you thinlk of the band Clutch! are the Genuises like You or What?! <BalSac> Clutch is one of my favs <Manjari> ops? <BalSac> Hi Manj <Fatty_Arbuckle> you want ops manj? <Manjari> Hey mike <smallsac> hey Balsac, do you know Weston? <BalSac> we met Weston in Europe last year <Jeskola> hey BalSac who is Sammy? <BalSac> Sammy Davis Jr <FatMike> balsac/ i covered for you . while you were getting pissed <BalSac> sccrew you hippie *** FatMike was kicked by Fatty_Arbuckle (Fatty_Arbuckle) <Krapp> Hey...ya know what would be good.....GWAR and HANSON on tour...and in the middle of some hanson shit...GWAR comes out and kills those fuckin punks....that would be cool.. <BalSac> Hanson is fucking hot <Manjari> hehe <EnForc> hehehehe <BalSac> I'd do any of those girls <Slymnstra> it would be cool if gwar toured with the spice girls, and came out and fucked them all <Manjari> which one's best? <Krapp> Uh..Derks.....Hanson is a bunch of brothers... <BalSac> Who is your favorite spice? <GWARGal> SCARY SPICE <Krapp> Old Spice..... <BalSac> Brothers!!??!! <skulz> sweaty spice <BileFroth> PEPPER <BileFroth> GARLIC <hanson-smurf> BalSac: OLD SPICE! SMELLS LIKE GRANDPA <BalSac> I thought they were sisters <Duce> DEAD Spice <WERSC> Curry spice <Manjari> creepy spice... <JoeyJoJoJ> Dead Spice <PsYchoPathGuy> Horny spice. <WERSC> Jizzy spice <CriB_DeatH> Sweaty Saggy tit Spice <EnForc> the brunette spice girl is not bad... <Krapp> Yeah....brothers... <PsYchoPathGuy> Very horny spice. <punkrockguy> manly spice. that's me <Bill_Cosby> Cosby spice... <smallsac> hanson spice <pedro> old spice <BalSac> Posh Spice <Zezon> Cum Spice <Cor_Man> Theo spice <Manjari> posh is definitely the best of the real ones <BalSac> I'm the only one who took the question seriously <Cor_Man> Ginger Spice rules <EnForc> what does posh mean anyways <Fatty_Arbuckle> cool deal John <Jeskola> Posh is a real spice girl <Cor_Man> Posh spice never smiles <Jeskola> Posh... what does it mean? some weird British term like BLIMEY! <Dime333> Hey Balsac, what do you think of CANNIBAL CORPSE? Did you ever play with them. I love those guys <Slymnstra> Cannibal corpse Kicks ass <BalSac> oDERUS LIKE cANIBALc BUT i'VE NEVER LISTENED TO THEM <CriB_DeatH> CANNIBAL CORPSE RULES! (Even though Corpsegrinder sucks ass) <JoeyJoJoJ> Balsac...You like Brutal Truth? <BalSac> I like Brutal JUICE <skulz> hybernis mortis <JFelix> final fantasy 7 <Woo-Hoo> Remember Screaming Mad George? <BalSac> my brain hurts <GWARrocker> you people remind me of granbo <[nOok]> Balsac/ come to canada . you shmuck <BalSac> canada need to come to me <Cor_Man> Hey Derks, Whats your favorite Movie?????? <BalSac> umm, my fav movie is Hiroshima Mon Amour <Cor_Man> Hey Balsac, Want some good Porn Pics in the Email??? <BalSac> no <GWARGal> BalSac: is the world maggot gone for good? <BalSac> nothing is gone for good in GWAR <BileFroth> NO IT HAS TO COME BACK SO GWAR CAN KILL IT * Flatch ate Chinese tonight, but can't remember her name. <RedVelvet> hehehehe <BileFroth> WHO THESE RAWG GUYS <BileFroth> THEY SOUND LIKE GWAR <BalSac> RAWG is playing the tatto convention in Richmond in March <Impaler> Im gonna have to get to that convention...got in-laws in virginia beach <BuzzBomb> March? I'm there. <BalSac> Manj, will you be my Valentine? <Manjari> Always, dear <Cor_Man> Hey Balsac, NWO or WCW???? <BalSac> wrestling sucks <Fatty_Arbuckle> thank you thank you <BuzzBomb> hahah. <Jeskola> BalSac, wrestling is the soap opera for men <Manjari> GWARgal can take my strapon up the ass <BalSac> I hate it when you talk dirty <GWARGal> strap on huh? <smallsac> Balsac, whats your favourite transformer? <Cor_Man> Optimus Prime <BalSac> I like the Beast Wars stuf <BuzzBomb> BALSAC! I LOVE YOU! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TOILET PAPER?!!? Jesus people...calm the fuck down... <BalSac> carmin <EnForc> heheheheh <WERSC> What's toilette paper <BuzzBomb> Hahahhaha. <WERSC> How come Techno destructo & company where never in a GWAR movie <BalSac> We may be in a movie call Vampirates <punkrockguy> techno's in phallus. you see him during the road behind. <Cor_Man> Hey Derks, Whats this movie you say is coming out around Christmas next year???? <JFelix> what about the supposed 'gwar movie' who's picking that up? new line? <GWARGal> BalSac: what was the name of the band that opened for you guys in Cleveland? <BalSac> Cleveland was Mephiskapholes <SexCow> hey derks. have you seen the GWARHELL animated video yet? it has 3d renedered YOU and techno doing battle <BalSac> yeah I have the Mpeg <EnForc> BalSAc: according to the dude that made it, he is going to make another one <SexCow> cool.. I hope that you guys can use that 3d renering in a future video <BalSac> how the hell does cybersex work anyway? I can never get any farther then "what are you wearing?" <JFelix> Balsac: then you say "well take it off, bitch" <Cor_Man> Hey Balsac, the lead singer of the GENITORTURERS is pretty hot huh??? <BalSac> Jen is very cool <JFelix> balsac, are you wearing those split crotch panties like i asked you to? <skulz> how bout sukcharoenphon??? <BalSac> ummm, what are you wear?.... <JFelix> im wearing boxer shorts, the ones you like.the edible ones <EnForc> hahahah <JFelix> the ones that say ":home of the big whoppers" <Fatty_Arbuckle> Derks you can't get a date on here man... *** BalSac has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <Fatty_Arbuckle> hahaha *** BalSac (gwar@pm1-59.richmond.infi.net) has joined #gwar *** EnForc sets mode: +o BalSac <BalSac> cough <Sickie_Wifebeater><PsYchoPathGuy> Well why the fuck is everyone harassing balsac with questions? <WERSC> Who is your Favirite ________ to _____________ <Impaler> Maybe you guys should chill the fuck out. Then maybe Derks will talk a little more. <Manjari> cuz they're lost... *** BalSac has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)